Inessential Reading

Coyotes

Hello again, the Internet!

As of late, my mind has been racing with thoughts of coyotes.

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Yes, coyotes! Admirable creatures, wouldn’t you agree?

In other news, the cost of petrol has skyrocketed at our local fueling station. It’s truly egregious! As a cost-saving measure, I’ve taken to rollerblading. This is now my primary mode of transport, and the full-body workout is a welcome bonus. I’m downright cut at this point; the buns in particular are looking spectacular, especially in my Lycra rollerblading shorts.

I am also pleased to share that two(!) all-new stories are in the works. Progress has been slow but steady, much like the gait of the noble armadillo. “Let the armadillo cook,” as the younger generations say.

And how are you, dear readers? I would love to hear from you all, so please feel free to contact me at swisspete@gmx.com.


Forever your friend,
Pete Switzerland


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